A few weeks back Lindsay Ellis a.k.a. The Nostalgia Chick did a video on her Top 10 Guilty Pleasures. This has inspired me to do a list of my own, covering things that I know can be considered bad but I enjoy anyway. Not just on films or cartoons but on a wide range of things from different media. I’m putting it under the “CALLING OUT HATERS” moniker because I feel some don’t deserve as much hate as they have gotten, but I do acknowledge why they have, which separates this from my previous rants somewhat. So let us begin:
Speed Racer (2008):
This was the now Wachowski Siblings at their most insane, some would say The Matrix sequels where they seemed to go out of their mind (Which are guilty pleasures as well but not as much as this is), this is at their unrestrained best. Adapting an age-old anime series into what is basically a 2 hour and 15 minute drug trip is just some feat in itself. Warner Bros. provided them with $120 Million to just go balls out, flashy colors, stylized transitions and layers, effects that echo the anime and a world that pretty much is built upon racing. The film however seemed too crazy for its own good as it tanked both critically and financially when it came out.
As for how I feel about the film, I did already write a review on it and not much has changed since then. I feel the plot gets a little too convoluted and takes a little too long to get going before we see the first full race. Spritle and Chim-Chim are annoying, I know they were important parts of the show, but I would have really done without them. However I do think once the film does get going, it actually is very interesting with the races and the family dynamic between the Racers isn’t that bad, if albeit simple. Matthew Fox and John Goodman probably some of the standouts in the film, and pop-star Rain doesn’t do that bad of an American debut. I would say overall though it is not a great film, but it is one that I think has some good qualities that can label it as one of my guilty pleasures
Scooby-Doo:
Those meddling kids and that damn dog, why do I think you suck and yet enjoyable at the same time? Make no mistake I still find the old Scooby shows to be a little grating to watch as an adult, especially with the forced laugh tracks, tired formula and the unappealing nature of Hanna-Barbera animation. Still I do have some fond memories of what it was like being a child watching the shows, I still have some appreciation towards that mindset and it really didn’t get that bad until Scrappy Doo and other Scooby relatives was introduced into the cast.
I think one of the only Scooby things I do have a genuine enjoyment out of was Scooby Doo on Zombie Island, the first Direct-to-Video Doo movie that I think gave the franchise the kick in the pants that it needed. It was genuinely creepy without losing some of the charm that the original characters had, and introduced a Daphne that wasn’t so shallow. Not to mention has a catchy song “Terror Time Again” as one of the montages. I thought Mystery Incorporated for at least the episodes I saw wasn’t a bad idea for a revival but I think got too bogged down on the somewhat hollow love subplots.
Even when I keep on saying that this dog kind of ate, I still find that he is one I can’t put down from time to time.
The Ocean Dub of Dragon Ball Z:
In terms of discussing dubs people usually put themselves in either the Ocean dub or the Funimation dub camp. I know a lot of people who grew up with the Ocean dub and when the show was brought back through Funimation, it was jarring to say the least. Why does Krillin sound like he has a frog in his throat? What is this weird electronic music? Why does Frieza still sound like a woman?
Over time the Funimation voice cast did grow on me, especially when they became more comfortable in their roles in later seasons and Kai. However part of me does have a soft spot for Ocean, even if they did butcher the show by removing specific portions or referring to death as being “sent to another dimension.” The voice actors though weren’t bad; I did like Brian Drummond’s Vegeta, and Scott McNeil’s Piccolo. I also have a strange enjoyment out of the theme “Rock the dragon”, which was no “Head Cha-La” it still had a rocking guitar riff.
The Ocean Dub may not have been the best but I still have some estranged appreciation for it. You UNDERSTTTAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDDD?
The Soundtrack to Batman Forever:
My feelings towards the film remain unchanged; it still sucks in my eyes. The soundtrack however stands out for me, as there are quite a few genuinely good and catchy songs within. U2’s “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me” probably being my favorite, and I don’t think songs like “Kiss From A Rose” and “Smash It Up” are too bad either. Flaming Lips’ “Bad Days” probably fit the movie more than any song if only for its placement in the film. Nothing more to say than I still don’t like the movie, but I really get a kick out of the soundtrack. And is it just me or do some of the guitar riffs of “The Boy Falls from the Sky” (Also composed by members of U2) sound suspiciously similar to “Hold Me”?
Flash Gordon (1980):
This film is cheese, pure unadulterated cheese. I mean how hard is it to take seriously when one action sequence is treated like a game of football. How about BRIAN BLESSED hamming it up in just about every scene he’s in? Or how about Max Von Sydow playing an Asian stereotype playing an alien? Sure the hero is kind of bland. Sure the visual effects haven’t aged well. Sure I could see where they kind of lifted off Star Wars, but hey they did it first to the original serials pal. The film is still a glorious kind of cheese that I would not turn away if presented in front of me.
What is more timeless than the film itself though is, of course, the soundtrack by Queen. They didn’t just make a few songs for it like they would do with Highlander, they did the whole musical score and the infamous theme song. This is what makes this movie, almost seeing it as an 111 minute accompaniment to one of the most rocking Queen sounds on the face of the Earth. Come for the cheese, stay for the Queen is what I say.
Hook:
I may have mentioned this film in a bit of a negative light on my CALLING OUT HATERS on A.I., and well I don’t think this is a great film. Part of the problem I think is that this film isn’t as strong as it could have been, seeing what happens if Peter Pan moved out of Neverland and had grown up into a boring man with little imagination. I think though the movie just suffers from a bit of a mixed bag of production values, Spielberg’s sentimental tendencies almost at their worst, and a conclusion that feels a bit too drawn out.
However, I do not hate the film as there are quite a number of things I like to watch from it, Dustin Hoffman playing the titular Captain James T. Hook being one of them. He seems to revel in this role and how he plays off of Bob Hoskins’ Smee are very enjoyable scenes. Robin Williams playing an older Pan isn’t too bad either, he might be still playing himself in some ways but he still feels a natural playing the role. It is also interesting to see Dante Basco someone who would go from lost boy to an American Dragon and a Fire Nation Prince, seeing where he began as Rufio in the minds of some people’s childhoods.
Just as Queen made Flash Gordon, John Williams made Hook. Just listening to this score alone will probably bring up some memories, whether it was seeing the film or hearing it reused in a film trailer. I always have the best nostalgia for John Williams scores and this one is no different… although I feel having one of the characters sing “When You’re Alone” in the middle of the film was kind of a misfire, I know the film was originally going to be a musical but I just don’t see the need for this.
This film was a part of my childhood and while I don’t think it’s great, I still think I have some heart for it, guilty as it may be.
Wrestling:
I was once an avid viewer of Wrestling back when the WWE was the WWF, when WCW and ECW was still around, and when championships were actually taken seriously. My interest kind of dwindled at the turn of the century but I still check it out once in a while, and right now it is not really enjoyable to watch. Whether it is the boring and inexplicable shenanigans on TNA or the really stupid and dull decisions made by the WWE, there is not a lot that I enjoy from wrestling. The most exposure I get these days is from Botchamania, so I don’t have to suffer watching whole shows anymore.
Part of me still enjoys wrestling… when it is good not some half-assed soap opera with people brawling occasionally. Not a lot of it is as real, but a good wrestling match can make you forget that there is likely a script or a plan ahead of time. The spectacle I always enjoy as well, the sort of maneuvers wrestlers can pull off and sell moves that probably hurt less than they look. It is always good to see good personalities trash talk as well, I would like to know what the Rock was cooking.
Though I would say the dark side of wrestling does turn me off on the sport a bit, especially what this sort of stuff can do to wrestler’s bodies. I do however have some part of me want to watch wrestling, in spite of all that and the crap that’s out there.
Power Rangers:
Just like Lindsay got me to thinking about Guilty Pleasures, it was Linkara and his “History of Power Rangers” series that got me thinking back to a time when I didn’t find it strange that some of the morphed sequences looked much older than the rest of the footage. Like some kids I did grow up with the adaptations of the Japanese Super Sentai and pretty much fell into a phase where I saw it and related stuff, like VR Troopers, Big Bad Beetle Borgs, which were okay at best and but I really scraped the bottom of the barrel with Masked Rider, Super Human Samurai Syber Squad and Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills (Yes that was really a show, see the intro).
Yeah with all that other crap in comparison Power Rangers wasn’t that bad, and in some ways it was better than I previously gave credit for. The makers had to combine old footage from one show and make it into something new and interesting for American audiences, and as a child I could not tell the differences. The seams can be noticeable as I have stated, not to mention near the end of the Mighty Morphin run they were combining three shows into one, and the discrepancy of footage can be nowhere near as apparent, especially when they pitted the Thunderzords with the Dragonzord in the second season. I am still annoyed by Kimberly, being the stereotypical valley girl that she was, and I feel that the trio that replaced Jason, Zack and Trini were not as interesting. If I can put aside some of that I still find some fun in watching Power Rangers albeit not as much as a kid but I think I have a more clear mind after seeing Linkara talk about it.
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and the other Mario cartoons:
Hey Pisano’s! I have no allusions that any of the shows was a well-done show, the animation was cheap, some of the stories made no sense, the endless pasta puns just can get grating and I want to strange Toad, Oogtar and Yoshi every time they open their mouths. There is a bit of an enjoyable insanity to everything though just how ridiculous they perceive the Mario universe to be. As well Captain Lou Albano wasn’t that bad of a choice for Mario in both the corny live-action and the first show, I think was a better actor than the guy that would play him later. Then there is the endless YouTube Poop fodder, “Mama Luigi” especially giving many an entertainment, even I jumped on the bandwagon. They aren’t the perfect adaptations but they are definitely interesting to watch, and by god leagues better than The Legend of Zelda series.
Long John Baldry as Dr. Ivo Robotnik in The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog:
Where it stands overall The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog is just a show that tries to be Looney Tunes, but it doesn’t try to establish itself so much as its own, in comparison the SatAM Sonic The Hedgehog series decides to take a decidedly darker tone and feels a bit more unique for it. One thing I can’t come to dislike or feel apathetic about either way though is the Adventures version of Dr. Robotnik as played by late British Blues singer Long John Baldry. Robotnik is of course portrayed as the typical incompetent villain who whines, and has even more incompetent minions in the form of Scratch and Grounder, but John makes it all the more enjoyable to watch. Just the way he hams his dialogue, rrrrolls his r’s and has odd epenthesis on syllables (“SnooPING AS usual I see.”) the man is the major highlight of what is otherwise a mediocre show. Though it is sometimes creepy how the animators have fun with the character, nothing is more eye scarring then see a fat grown man’s ass move while playing the piano like it has a mind of its own. Jim Cummings might be the ultimate portrayal of Robotnik in some people’s ears but I still think Baldry deserves some kudos.
So that is the start of my list of Guilty Pleasures, if you have any guilty pleasures to share or comment on, I don’t need to tell you where the comment box is.
And AS usual, KEEP COMMENTS CIVIL.
Let me leave this rant now with some of the late Long John Baldry’s music. The guy was a really good musician too; it’s weird how he got entangled in a cartoon series in which one episode he actually had to suck at singing.
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